Craig K

Danger within Apr 3, 2009 No Comments

Pick a random item you would find in the home, workplace, local shops etc.

Decide if there is anyway you can do any damage to yourself or others with it. (clue, plastic bags are killers, as are stuffed toys, pens, kettles... you get the idea)

Tell everyone you can think of the danger <insert item> poses to the rest of us, complain to the government that they aren't doing enough to protect us from this hidden danger.

Then complain loudly when our rights and privileges are removed by the government on a daily basis.

Repeat and continue until bored.

Congratulations, you are a writer for The Sun newspaper. (This isn't a good thing!)

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