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Pregnancy test for all - 03/06/2006
1. What colour do you like?
     Purple
     Lilac

2. Bananas sliced of mashed?
     Sliced
     Mashed

3. Cut or paste?
     Cut
     Paste

4. Braided or Beads?
     Braided
     Beads

5. Chimpanzee or Ape?
     Chimpanzee
     Ape

6. Aluminium or Aluminum?
     Aluminium
     Aluminium

7. Cellophane?
     Yes
     No

8. Which would you have pierced?
     Lower left buttock
     Tooth

9. Pencil?
     Sharp
     Blunt

10. Cross head or flat head?
     Cross head
     Flat head

11. Macaroni cheese or sausage pie thing?
     Macaroni cheese
     Sausage pie thing

12. Black bar code on white background or white bar code on white background?
     Black on white
     White on white

13. Ten pin bowling or seven pin bowling?
     Ten pin
     Seven pin

14. Pollyfilla or bluetac?
     Pollyfilla
     Bluetac

15. Gerbil or chinchilla?
     Gerbil
     Chinchilla

16. Orange hands or lime green hands?
     Orange
     Lime green

17. Cycle or fly
     Cycle
     Fly

18. Monkey?
     Small
     Flat

19. Short hair or shorter hair?
     Short
     Shorter

20. OOo
     Confused
     Still working

21. Microwave or egg beater?
     Microwave
     Egg beater

22. Pritt stick or Nacho?
     Pritt stick
     Nacho

23. Banana fur or a car?
     Yes
     No

24. Mountain Climbing WITH cookies.
     Dangerous
     Therapeutic

25. Yeh yeh
     Yeh
     Just no

26. Orange Buffalo's have webbed feet?
     Yes
     No

27. Transvestite or armadillo for a room mate?
     Transvestite
     Armadillo

28. 4.7MP or 5.03MP?
     4.7MP
     5.09MP

29. ASP?
     Asymmetric pomegranate
     Advanced Server Protection

30. Cheese biscuits or wardrobes?
     Cheese biscuits
     Wardrobes

31. History of the clapper board:
     Long
     Shorter

32. Sea monkeys give birth to:
     Walrus pups
     Terrorists

33. Up for a drive by later?
     Yeh alright (says Craig)
     No way

34. Craig drive or shoot?
     Drive
     Shoot

35. D cell or PP3?
     D cell
     PP3

36. Magnetic darts or pokey ones?
     Magnetic
     Pokey

37. Death of Einstein:
     Turning point in north Japanese society
     Overrated

38. Do you pray aliens will take you away?
     Take me
     Keep that probe away from me

39. Toasted Sandwich or Rubber Mallet?
     Toasted Mallet
     Rubber Sandwich

40. Stars and Stripes or eggs?
     Eggs
     Eggs

41. Manual or automatic?
     Cars have to be manual
     I like my guns automatic

42. Cat5e or Cat6?
     Sainsbury's
     Tescos

43. Cookie for getting this far?
     *nods*
     Runs away

44. Free or freight cargo?
     Free
     Freight cargo

45. Arctic Monkeys or Siberian Mongrels?
     Arctic Monkeys
     Siberian Mongrels

46. Should the Russian President wear contact lenses?
     Yes
     No

47. Zen Garden or Nuclear Warheads?
     Zen Garden
     Nuclear Warheads

48. Duvets that smell of:
     Feet
     American creature: down hall/40miles north

49. Stroke cats or drawing pins?
     Cats
     Drawing pins

50. Swivel Chairs or Articulated Lorries?
     Swivel Chairs
     Articulated Lorries

50/23. Do you prefer....
     Yes