Quote of the day

"ive never compared sex to toilet roll before" - Anonymous

"How did I miss the sex?!" - Anonymous

"she shivered under my probing crease" - Anonymous

"It kinda takes the fun out of being raped" - Anonymous

"In my day, your mother just gave a you a jar of vaseline and that was it." - Anonymous

"Stop pretend-sexing me! I'm trying to clean your belly button" - Anonymous

"What if you had knickers with road signs on them? "Men at work" "strong winds may exist" "hard hats must be worn in this area" "STOP" "yeild to pedestrians"" - Anonymous