Quote of the day

"Wanna be reverse-gender polygamists? Do you promise that if I meet Greg Nipples I can marry him?" - Beth L

"Kiss me, Greg Nipples!" - Beth L

"Hippo doesn't tickle, he has no fingers" - Beth L

"Can I go to the MRI machine? It will make me have a seizure!" - Beth L

"PUSH! NO, RACHEL, PUSH! PUSH, NOT PULL! You'll never be able to have a baby because you don't know how to push!" - Beth L

"Ancient queen Bertha has a shapely bottom' - Jonathan L 'Your not supposed to look" - Beth L

"You're a chipmunk with a facial stroke and I'm a trout in a hat" - Beth L

"Are you sure you want my knee in your chest?" - Jonathan L "no, I want the rest of you" - Beth L

"I don't think a Jewish person threatened to tickle Hitler" - Beth L

"He can do anything. He can use his Go Go Jesus Arms" - Beth L

"Can you get the Sunday Roast on another day?" - Craig B "I don't think anyone in this country has ever asked that question" - Beth L

"Go away you banana-faced perv" - Beth L

"Thoise people soudn like Ewoks"-Jonathan, "They're Chinese you dimwit!" - Beth L

"Stop Wriggling!" - Beth L

"Rockabye baby, on the tree top. When the bough breaks the baby will be electrocuted" - Beth L

"I want a 'green turbo speed iron'!!! Oh, it's steam iron..."" - Beth L

"I'm wearing a blanket; don't let the Bulgarians in!" - Beth L

"I will wee when you are weeping, when you laugh I'll laugh withyou" - Beth L

"Jonathan, because you are a pirate, can you get that pot down?" - Beth L

"I smell like pomegranets; wanna be my friend?" - Beth L

"Dang it, I can't see. Let's tax the Americans!" - Beth L

"wipe off my finger u yet slobbery fool" - Beth L

"its easier to get married than 2 get a bank account in this country.." - Beth L

"What if the earth stopped moving? What would the moon do?" - Beth L

"Ahhhh... my ears are tingling. Try it!" - Beth L

"I am trying to eat my pizza and you keep talking about floating pee" - Beth L

"I may just be soaking your hair in lemonade for no reason" - Beth L

"Do you think he wanted a tip?" - Beth L

"How can you have a crush on Christopher Robin?" - Beth L

"I would like to have a kitchen party and everyone has to dress like a blender" - Beth L

"You can't go wrong with handbags. Except for that huge green one." - Beth L

"Galoshes!" - Beth L

"I'm having second thoughts, Cathy, how do you feel about becoming a lesbian" - Beth L

"It's fun to go through cactuses but they slow you down" - Beth L

"Shakespeare would have thought it was very erotic" - Beth L

"Footsteps... in the walk of shame!" - Beth L

"If Tim comes he will be the vegetarian option" - Beth L

"I am devoting my life to cleaning his [Jonathan's] sock fluff" - Beth L

"My belly is so full of bacon and brie, bacon and brie, bacon and brie" - Beth L