Quote of the day

"CHEESE??? (maximum volume)" - Beth Little

"ha ha when you talk it makes my nose wiggle!" - Beth Little

"Every LITTLE helps." Ted. "This one doesn't." - Beth Little

"I'm an African Red River hog rooting around in your hair for chocolate truffles. " - Beth Little

"How come your belly has a southern accent?" - Beth Little

"You're the one who thinks he's a teapot with boobs!" - Beth Little

"We came up with names in case we have quadruplets: Clump, Clover, Clink and Clobber. " - Beth Little

"Babies are asexual!" - Beth Little

"Are those shoes? Are those your shoes that forgot to go to the place? Oh no, they are those other shoes, Aaah too mnay shoes for my tiny little brain!" - Beth Little

"The Roman empire was so huge they even conqured Hawaii" - Beth Little

"She keeps him on a short lease. I mean leash. " - Beth Little

"I was throwing rocks at Nazis. And they were like, "hey, stop throwing rocks at us!!" only in German, of course. " - Beth Little

"Oh no, that turkey squashed my pumpkins!" - Beth Little

"Dude that hamster is INTENSE" - Beth Little

"Caroline: Don't kill that fly! You're a bad buddhist. You'll get reincarnated as a fly yourself. Beth: I'm not a Buddhist and that fly must die. Anyway, if I'm a fly then someone will kill me and I'll just get reincarnated as a... um... cucumber. Becca: A cucumber? Beth: Yes they have nice lives, just laying in the sun. Caroline: and then someone puts them in a sandwich. Beth: But I've been a very good cucumber so I'll get reincarnated as a squirrel this time. Caroline: How can you be a bad cucumber? Becca: Maybe you were cross pollinated with... Caroline: Nettles! Beth@ Yes, but that wasn't my fault. It was the bumble bee's fault. So I don't get bad karma. Becca: bad karma cucumber? Beth@ Or maybe it's the fault of an evil mad scientist who is trying to create evil hybrid stinging cucumbers!" - Beth Little