Quote of the day

"I don't have mellons, I wish I did" - Cathy L

"Oh rubbish I'm bouncing poo around" - Cathy L

"I swapped you for a moldy loaf of bread and 2 cans of fish" - Cathy L

"Your bellybutton looks like the eye of Sauron" - Cathy L

"Stop turning me upside down!" - Cathy L

"I'm not leading you on, I'm talking about toast" - Cathy L

"A lady must have decorum at all times, except if she's in Asda and wants to skip a bit" - Cathy L

"I just want to ruffle Dr. Who's hair" - Cathy L

"If you can't stick a pen in a duck what is the world coming to?" - Cathy L

"If I got locked in here overnight I woudl have to wrap myself in toilet paper" - Cathy L

"Danger is near! water is near! Demelza is near!" - Cathy L

"You can't glomp a sprite bottle; there has to be love" - Cathy L

"Don't touch me! I'm fluffed and ready to go!!" - Cathy L

"Get your head off our fridge!" - Cathy L

"I'm going to grow me a performing stretched donkey" - Cathy L