Quote of the day

"It is not a decision I can make based on Sainsburys shopping and cardboard woman" - Craig K

"Where's the road gone?" - Craig K

"Who put Craig K as the author (grumble grumble) oh that would be me" - Craig K

"I need to go and do the computer so I can do something worthwhile" - Craig K

"If I have to marry you " - Craig K

"Don't do that, all the women will want one" - Craig K

"Dearest, you're wider than the sofa" - Craig K

"ArSee WomNar!" - Craig K

"Badgering? That sounds rather erotic" - Demelza A "Only for the badger" - Craig K

"Beth Hovercraft? Oh, Havencroft, I get it" - Craig K

"I have a non-pregnant craving" - Craig K

"you might not be a dog, but you still like your tummy rubbed" - Craig K

"I feel like one half of a schizophrenic" - Craig K

"Given where is was located I assumed it was for the monkey" - Craig K

"Was that you falling over or trying to dance?" - Craig K

"Stop fondling the strawberries" - Craig K

"I just want you to leave the cheesecake alone! How have you screwed up a cheesecake this much?" - Craig K

"Get some spider bait.... Like what? I don't know, some sausages or something?" - Craig K

"Haha! I bet you never thought you would be flipped by your own sausages!" - Craig K

"That's the first time the Bible has been mistaken for sausages" - Craig K

"You were in my way whilst I was trying to squirt the monkey!" - Craig K