Quote of the day

"We could build a hybrid dodgem..." - Dan S

"Wikipedia, that well know source of interesting ideas" - Dan S

"I don't eat them, they just go here." - Craig "...the correct procedure is not to plaster it all over your naked belly" - Dan S

"You could fill a pillow with me." - Dan S

"...I have deformed my bungee. :(" - Dan S

"The question is, do I want barbecue sauce on my Meatpacker?" - Dan S

"What makes you think i want to stick my finger in your belly-button?" - Craig K "Not even a little bit?" - Dan S

"I do TRY not to be naked on Facebook..." - Dan S

"hip deep in pants, which to be honest is the correct depth" - Dan S

"monkey bracket out foo on a new line" - Dan S

"It's like doing tech support for a hamster on crack, with a dartboard and a printout of the world wide web " - Dan S

"At the next full moon... turn right" - Dan S

"It suddenly occurred to me that the drawer was empty so my eyes alighted on the fertile tree of underpants growing in Craig's room. Ah my life is made so much simpler by the little known knickerfruit of Bolivia." - Dan S

"I was using my ass because I was too busy with my face. You know, because the two are interchangeable on bad days..." - Dan S