Quote of the day

"See if we had a child, where would my handbag go?!" - Demelza A

"I say nice things, I just do diddly squat" - Demelza A

"I don't change my mind, I just make different decision" - Demelza A

"I think all the money from the swear jar should goto a tourettes charity" - Demelza A

"If I'm feeling broody I will probably just get a dog" - Demelza A

"Well that's good, obviously lesbians do it for my computer" - Demelza A

"I'm fluffed already" - Demelza A

"you two are very off-putting" - Demelza A

"I say all off in one, none of this nit-picking" - Demelza A

"I get painted regularly" - Demelza A

"Welly style!" - Demelza A