Quote of the day

"This is just my stunt dress" - Jonathan

"There were three in the bed and the little one said "dang it, Jesus is taking up too much space!"" - Jonathan

""Do you like my Dr. Who theme song dance?" Beth "Exceot for the chicken bit"" - Jonathan

"What a lot of cookies! 1...2...3...4...5...6... that's a big one! It's a donut! What a lot of cookies!" - Jonathan

"Placenta? Is that what pixies use to quell rebellion?" - Jonathan

"Craig with a baby? Is that like snakes on a plane? I don't want to know what Craig woudl do with a baby. Manipulate it in strange, strange ways. " - Jonathan

"Reports of chickens in the alpha quadrant. It's a very serious allegation. I hope it comes to nothing. Otherwise it means the END OF THE HUMAN RACE! Join us next week for another random conversation with Jonathan. Are you texting all that to Craig?" - Jonathan

"How come when you win, you win, but when I win, we are a team?" - Jonathan

"You underestimate the length of my tongue!" - Jonathan

"I'm not a good prize; I wiggle around too much!" - Jonathan

"Mm mm beards... so tasty" - Jonathan