Quote of the day

"I need to pee. Don't let anything exciting happen while I'm gone!" - Louise H

"Is South Africa in the Southern hemisphere?" - Louise H

"A heat pouch is not the same thing as a prostitute" - Louise H

"Argh! I'm being ducked to death!" - Louise H

"And YOU don't SEE!" - Louise H

"What are you, blind or something?" - Louise H

"So basically Ratty, youre a blonde, Essex lesbian" - Louise H

"It's not consensual, I'm just being molested" - Louise H

"apprently myself and jonners are going to abuse eachother" - Louise H

"No Vicki, the ducks aren't sneezing" - Louise H

"It's not one of my lifelong ambitions to become a duck" - Louise H