Quote of the day

"I remember you when you were too small for your ears" - Rachel B

"Who does this? 'A standard die with 6 faces is rolled. If a 1 or a 6 is obtained, 2 balls from bag A are chosen. If otherwise, 2 from bag B.'" - Rachel B. "Are the balls magic?" - Beth B. "No. They're green and red and what they do is come out of a bag." - Rachel B

"Good Nelly, haven't you heard of tact? Even I know what it is, even if I choose not to employ it." - Rachel B

"President's day... it's like bank holiday, only more American" - Rachel B

"So make a stupid people corner for them to go in" - Rachel B