Well, there I was having a nice drink with a few friends down the pub…and mid conversation…well, to be honest, it just turned to sex…the subject that is. I still profess that this had little to do with me…I blame Andy. Anyway, so Andy’s friend (who’s name chooses to escape me at this particular moment) was talking about a girl who was, as he put it “quite fit”, and he was saying…(and this is another quote)…”all things aside I wouldn’t say no”. Now I think as the subject was sex, we can assume this was what he meant….for the slow, this would translate what he said to “all things aside I wouldn’t say no to sex with her”. At which point, I (in a particularly pedantic mood) piped up…”well, ‘all things aside’ seems to cover most things, its sort of like saying, ‘yes, id love to have sex with her, despite she is a he, and he is a elephant’…” I was greeted with a moments silence, and then…”hang on a min, your right”. As such, I have decided that it is a really silly saying and should not be allowed….so everyone I know should consider themselves banned from using it…

*end of public announcement*