I say it’s carefully planned because it is most certainly not random. Where ever I go in the internet I am always seeing the word random.
For example, on my regular forum (www.golivewire.com) I regularly see topics starting off by saying something like “whats your favourite number?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WOW IM SO RANDOM” NO YOU’RE FUCKING NOT! ARGH. You are a 15 year old who thinks they are cool on the internet. Or the other one that really bugs me is the personal site (something that should really be culled) that starts of with some cheesy intro saying “hi, welcome to my new site. Its not really finished yet, its just full of loads of random stuff, hope you like it, sign my guestbook!!!!!!!!!!”. What is it with you people? Its not random, its just stuff that you thought was either funny or interesting, that is all. I did a Google fight to see quite how bad the damage to the beloved internet was….its worse than I could have possible imagined….

Just look what happened.

I would now like to see a £10 charge every time the word random is used on a website when whatever it is referring to is not truly random. All funds collected should go to OpenOffice as the new beta looks rather cool.