I’m too sleepy for the proper entry this LJ so desperately needs, so the following IM conversation shall have to suffice:

george: the shop over the road has 400g bars of swiss chocolate for 99p
me: buy them out…NOW
george: i might see how many i can eat before im sick
george: as a scientific experiment of course
me: lol
me: yeah, thats my type of science
george: it goes well with carlsberg
me: *takes note*
george: im getting a bit of a vicous chocolate-carlsberg-chocolate-carlsberg-chocolate-carlsberg-chocolate-carlsberg cycle going on here
me: and the problem….
george: ive drunk all my beer and the other cans are all the way over in the fridge
me: ah
me: yes, that could be problematic
george: i mean its about 2 metres as the crow flies
me: but your not a crow
me: which again, could cause problems
george: well its about 3 metres as george staggers