Ok, that’s it, I can’t stand it any longer. There is a large, inflatable homer Simpson Santa in the front garden of a house at the top of my road. I am bloody furious that it has even been designed/made etc let alone bought.
Its crap like this that reminds that the majority of people in this country are complete morons. I mean what a load of worthless tack. How is that anywhere close the meaning of Christmas? I am soon going to go out there with a large pin and deal with it. Perhaps I shall leave a note too, asking them to leave.
I guess it’s just the next step from the lights. Oh how I hate the Christmas lights.
Ok, don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas, I love decorations and love making the place look a bit warmer for a few weeks in the winter…but and this is big but:
- I see no reason for the lights to go up in November (as I am increasingly seeing).
- I hate this “battle” people seem to have for who has the most/brightest/most stupid/over-the-top lights on their house (unless its for a good cause, like raise money for charity).
- I hate “Santa stop here” signs.
- I hate neon style big flashing waving Santa’s.
When Christmas decorations turn into an inter-house competition and they feature cartoon characters then we know one of two things.
- The corporates are making too much money again.
- The human race is due a cull again.
Moving onto more things that have been bugging me:
Cyclists who go on the road with no form of lights or even reflectors. One day I’m going to run over one of you through not being able to see you. I’m probably going to reverse back and run over you again, because you deserve it. Anyone who has a death wish is welcome to ride round in the dark making it hard for drives too see them, be my guest FUCKING FOOLS.
Car drivers who pull away without looking. There have been 3 of these for me In the last 2 days. Each time I planted my hand on the horn and saw nothing but the face of stunned driver in their rear view mirror. It’s like they didn’t actually realise they were wrong.
Anyway, Happy Christmas