Jan
24
2006

I swear this is going to have to stop soon

Ok, I am ruining my journal with all these crappy memes, but I have been told by that I must post this because of #9. I have done so only because if I don’t, she would eat me.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Pleaseremove!

  1. Pleaseremove can turn his stomach inside out.
  2. Pleaseremove is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  3. Some birds use pleaseremove to orientate themselves during migration.
  4. Ostriches stick their heads in pleaseremove not to hide but to look for water.
  5. Medieval knights put the skin of pleaseremove on their sword handles to improve the grip!
  6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that pleaseremove is near.
  7. US gold coins used to say ‘In pleaseremove we trust’!
  8. Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by pleaseremove!
  9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Pleaseremove Head!
  10. Pleaseremove is often used in place of milk in food photography, because milk goes soggy more quickly than pleaseremove.
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