For a race of beings with so few tasks to complete we are pretty crap at them really. I don’t know about you but I hate dealing with taxes, and it seems, so do those who’s job is to help me sort mine out. Then there is Death, well having learnt that my granddad is going into hospital tonight (and it’s extremely unlikely that he will come out) I’m not even sure how I feel. I can tell you for one thing it isn’t happy. I just went outside to play badminton against the wall (hit it hard and bounce it back) and have had to come in because I broke it.

Thinking about it, another thing we have to do is work. Now the fact that there is a word such as “procrastinating” shows that’s not a strong point of that many. Oh, I guess there is breeding, I suppose the Chinese light the way with that one, but even so, how many infertility clinics, family planning centres, drugs, IVF rooms etc do we need, we must be hashing it up along the way there too.

I’m not in a good mood.