I hate people who don’t indicate, I hate people who indicate at the wrong time, I hate people who don’t realise their indicating, I hate mopeds, I hate flowery curtains, I hate small mice, I hate people with loud ring-tones, I hate sandals and socks, I hate oil/moneydriven US presidents, I hate small dogs, I hate stereotypical tourists, I hate 6 year olds with mobiles, I hate Nissan Micra’s, I hate small monitors, I hate loud people in churches, I hate shelves above my head, I hate pens that don’t work, I hate table cloths, I hate Apple’s marketing, I hate silver cars, I hate go faster stripes (except on the 2005 model of the Dodge Viper in blue), I hate foam mattresses, I hate peach jam, I hate fones4u adverts, I hate fish, I hate cyclists who think they own the road, I hate road owners, I hate fluorescent lighting, I hate button cell batteries and I find chatty pensioners on buses mildly annoying.