When a bit of post comes through your door and one of your housemates picks up and reads off who it is addressed to, and they just happened to read off “How many BLUE dresses can there be???” what would you think? Slightly worryingly for me my first thought was “what the hell?” shortly followed by “hang on, that might actually be for me”.

(I have removed part of my address clearly)

To make matters worse, said letter contained a lot of cuts out’s of blue dresses from bridal magazines.

Welcome to my life.