Mar
28
2006

Breaks aren’t all they have cracked up to be

How can anyone not be in awe of a TV series where one episode ends with an enraged, lunatic surgeon hurling milk bottles and shouting “you haven’t even got a cock!” at two women walking down the street (possible nuns) whilst driving a milk float.

Anyway, how was your week then? Mine was ok. There have been a few hiccups however:

For example, on Friday I went to badminton (as is often my custom) and I used my nice brand new racquet which I have been using for a few weeks now. Last game, singles, very fun, winning, SODDING STRING BREAKS! ARGH! This is just typical me. I have never (by some miracle) broken a string before, so a few weeks after breaking my frame, I go and break the string. The only good news is that I will get the chance to get some better string on it. Normally however I prefer to dictate the timing.

Oh, back tracking a little, Uni has been ok this last week, although getting a bit boring as we approach the holiday, such is life. I have spend most of my time working on upgrades for my gallery (with a decent admin section being top of the list, although a search and “recently added” will soon follow).

Anyway, back to Saturday. Went off to London with a friend to the science museum. Not fully sure how this all came about, I just got a text asking me if I wanted to go (out of the blue) and then less than 24 hours afterwards I was there. Funny how these things happen. So we toured almost the entire building reading all of interest and eating over-priced sandwiches.

Having “done the museum” we took the tube to the ex wobbly bridge (which I never got to go over when it wobbled (bloody engineers)) and then wandered (in the rain) to Merrill Lynch and then Oxford street shops. Suffice to say the place was busy. So much so the police (community support “not real police men (people)” officers) had shifted into “crowd control mode” and seemed to want to have parts of it one-way. As I’m sure you can imagine, having parts of a street at one-way pedestrian wise will always lead to a mess. Sure enough it did.

Alas, we brave soles fought tooth and claw through the masses to make it to that mecca on the day before mothers day, the chocolate shop. The deed was done and we moved homeward (via a nice pub for supplies).

True to form (with the clocks changing that night) I slept late on Sunday morning and forgot to give said present which kind of defied the entire point of Sunday (bar lunch). Thank god for Mondays.

Oh, and a friend of mine has been kind enough to make me look like an Ork.

Mar
14
2006

It’s the little things…

Did you know that the atom is in fact not atomic…..

It’s wonderful the things they can teach you in databases lectures nowadays….

Atomic means “cannot be split up” and as we all know, Rutherford split the atom in 1911.

Mar
13
2006

Meme

Ok, I’m not in the mood for telling you much of my life story.

I am however going to tell you that I have spent a few days seeing jonners and while visiting him we came up with the idea to make a quiz. Well, it’s more like a meme with LJ’s and other blogs etc in mind (when I say “we”, it was more like “me”, my mind works far better than his at 2am).

As is often the custom, you are mean’t to do it, paste the code it tells you to and then others see it and do the same etc (man I love those 3 letters).

This being our first go at a meme it would be:

a) Really cool if you did it and passed it round etc
b) Great if you had any ideas/comments/suggestions on it as a whole you could tell me as i can change it and want to make it better.

I even did it! and hence forth, below are my results:

Test Results

I have a 28% chance of being pregnant, the doctor also told me:
“You are turning into a vampire. Over the coming weeks you may notice a growth on the gum next to your one of your molars, gain an allergy for garlic and develop a fetish for sun cream.”

Click here to find out if you are pregnant

Please have a go!

Also, any bugs you see, do tell, I often code those.

Oh, one last things, because one of the people I asked to test it could not read the black text on white background, I added another function. You can actually set the colours in hex in the URL, for example:

http://quiz.pleaseremoveyourfeet.com/0306/index.php?b=000000&t=00ff00

This is a nice green and black thing (also, this will not carry through to the answers page because i never finished it)

Happy clicking

Mar
10
2006

The staff need more training

Ok, its been an odd few days. Odd and busy. As is the custom with most university courses they like you to do some work every now and then. Unfortunately we had reached one of those “thens”. So part of the reason for no update is that I was actually busy doing some work. The other reason there has been no pointless ramble from me is because what little spare time I have I have been spending on a forum (livewire) due to my fairly recent move to being a moderator there. This is no simple task for the worlds largest teen forum with over 50,000 members and just 27 mods….

Anyway, to the task in hand. The other day I got a NAS server (Iomega 200m). Well, when I say I “got”, I actually mean “took”. The place I took it from was my place of work (a school) and the reason I took it was because of the aforementioned work I had been too busy to come in and fix computers. The NAS unit in question was new and needed setting up, hence it came for a walk home.

Having carried it all the way home (in its “ever slightly larger than my arm” box) I can assure that it is rather heavy. As it is meant to just sit in a cupboard all day, this should not be a huge issue, it just bugged me at the time.

Being the good little beaver I am, I even took some pictures while I got it all out, which I have chosen a select few from for viewing at your leisure….


I have to say the whole thing is rather cool and if it wasn’t for a few little things I would buy one ASAP. The first of these little things is the cost. It was actually only £700, but that’s because we get it VAT free, the other reason is because it is so noisy it puts most fog horns to shame. I actually could not stand the noise so much I had to continue working on it from another room.

Actually, I’m getting border of typing about NAS, as great as it was (and trust me, it was), it isn’t really great to read about, especially if you don’t actually know what NAS is (which must be over 90% of you).

So with my target audience in mind I will tell you where I am typing this from. I am sitting in the room of jonners at Roehampton university. In fact, he is wishing I could type faster on this stupid flat keyboard because I think he wants some sleep.

I had one of those typical train journeys up here. I left Brighton and got the train to Brighton station half and hour earlier than I had planned. I could not get a ticket before that train (no machine at station) so was going to buy it on the train. Bloke wanders along so I get out my young persons railcard and wallet only to have him say “yep, that’s fine” and walk off before I could say anything. Now any other day him being too stupid to look at what I had in my hand would have been great, but these guys know their stuff.

When I got to Brighton station I had to go and queue up get a ticket to let me out, so I coulf go buy the ticket to London. I missed my train by about 30 seconds (I had a large bag, so running very fast was out). I was not a happy bunny. Then to add insult to injury (having taken a sodding slow train to Clapham Junction) I got the platform for Barnes to see it littered with people. All the machines/staff were telling people about trains delayed over an hour. So I called jonners, told him I could be a while etc. Just as I hung up the phone, BANG, the boards change the next train (for me) will be there in two mins….typical *phones jonners*.

This evening was interesting. Had some food (made by beth, and watched by jonners) and played around in jonners room (photo’s to come (they will be worth it)). Also went to a 21st birthday party for someone no-one seemed to know. That didn’t last long, we ran away so we could make a phone call to a girl in Boston….USA.

I give up, I need a little sleep (well I need it so jonners doesn’t open the window in rebellion to my late-night-ness….)

Feb
08
2006

Misdirection

I have always hated writing postcards. Many a holiday have I sat down with 5 or 6 to write in a go. The problem is that after the first one you can become bored of writing about what you have done, mentioning all the places your friend has never heard of etc. So about three of four years ago, I started a new trend amongst my friends. All the post card I have ever sent (to those who would understand) I have not mentioned my holiday at all since then. For example, a few years ago when I was in France I spend a whole postcard complaining about the French postal system and how the postcard would never get back before I did.

As I said, this was a trend I was starting so other people did it back to me. I have been clearing up some of the crap in my room and have just found one of the ones i was sent from Germany last year.

It goes as follows:

Craig,

Rather than telling what i’ve been doing and where i thought you might be more interested to know what is on my desk at the moment:

approx 2/3 loaf of bread
1 X roll of selotape
1 X penknife
TV remote (not working)
1 X soap dish (without soap)
1 set of keys
1 pack of tissues
2 X pad of paper
1 X beermat (skinback brau)
3 X flannel
1 X pack of blue-tack
1 X elasticband (red)
1 X Viz comic (feb ’05)
1 X fly swat gun
1 X Chinese takeaway menu
1 X banana (slightly injured)
approx. 200 toast crumbs

Hope you are well,

George

Feb
06
2006

It’s nice to have a break (just not on Fridays)

Hmm, ah yes, update time. It seems I haven’t updated for some time now. Well, not a huge amount to report so I guess that’s why.

We now have a new TV to replace the one that was fired. Its new, flat, thin, LCD, HD and all in all, rather cool.

I have been off this week, so not a huge amount has happened. Come to think of it, I haven’t a clue what I did this week. Well, I know I went to work on Monday. I think Jonners was here on Tuesday, don’t think anything happened on Wednesday or Thursday (except some shopping)…I did have badminton on Friday in which I did something rather silly. I broke my racquet. Now I don’t/didn’t have some silly little toy one, oh no, I have/had a nice expensive carbon graphite, one piece one. Now yes, I’m annoyed I broke it, but I will get over it. What really bugs/shocks me is I snapped the top in a game, with a smash. Suffice to say, said smash didn’t come back (and I won, so all ends well).

Oh, also, while I remember, my gallery is buggered. Well, it works fine for everyone except me. I can’t add pictures because the function that I have for making the thumbnails has been broken with my hosts recent upgrade of php (by 0.1 of a version, typical). So my next task is to get that working so I can post pictures of the break in my racquet.

Ah all fun, work in 7 hours.

Jan
27
2006

You can’t revise for everything

Today was the last day of my exams. Now these exams weren’t that important, they were only end of semester ones and I didn’t have them for every module. The point is they are done. While I was doing them I have pondered about how I prepare for an exam. Most of the time I like to do as little as possible. My interpretation of this for my morning exam today (well, yesterday now) was to have a lie in. Did I get this? You have to be kidding. Today the first words I woke up to go as follows, “Shit! The TV is on fire”. These were shouted by my dad from the lounge at about 7:10am this morning. I made what must have been my fastest exit of my bed and made it downstairs (I think all of this happened in under 5 seconds (I know I only touched one stair on the way down)). I made it into the lounge to see the TV indeed on fire and helped my dad pick it up; while ripping plugs out of the wall and preceded to help get it to, and out of the front door. I then scampered up to my room and climbed back in for what turned out to be only a 10 minute lie-in. Suffice to say, conversation at breakfast revolved around what TV to get next.

For the interested, my brother turned on the TV, it went bang, smoke, flames, fire….

Oh, and I think the exam went well.

Jan
24
2006

I swear this is going to have to stop soon

Ok, I am ruining my journal with all these crappy memes, but I have been told by that I must post this because of #9. I have done so only because if I don’t, she would eat me.

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I am interested in
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Jan
23
2006

What did you do with your spare time then?

Ok, I have had an interesting weekend, as such, I have filled in a meme and am letting you read that instead.
(Seen on ‘s but then taken from ‘s)

Take this list of things one might or might not have ever done in one’s life, bold the ones you’ve done, and add five to the bottom, three of which you’ve done.

01. …bought everyone in the pub a drink
02. …swum with wild dolphins
03. …climbed a mountain
04. …taken a Ferrari for a test drive
05. …seen the Pyramids at night
06. …held a tarantula
07. …taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. …said ‘I love you’ and meant it – There are a lot of different meanings for the word love.
09. …hugged a tree

10. …done a striptease
11. …done a bungee or parachute jump
12. …visited Paris
13. …watched a lightning storm at sea
14. …cleaned behind the fridge
15. …stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise.
16. …asked a question you’ve always been too embarrassed to ask.

17. …seen the Northern Lights
18. …gone to a huge sports game – football, rugby, baseball, American football, etc
19. …created your own masterpiece
20. …grown and eaten your own vegetables.
21. …touched an iceberg
22. …had an office relationship
23. …slept under the stars
24. …compromised – all the sodding time, its just not right
25. …changed a baby’s nappy/diaper
26. …taken a ride in a hot air balloon
27. …watched a meteor shower
28. …gotten drunk on champagne
29. …taken a luxury holiday
30. …given more than you can afford to charity
31. …looked up at the night sky through a telescope

32. …had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
33. …had a food fight
34. …bet on a winning horse
35. …taken a sick day when you’re not ill
36. …gotten a pet
37. …asked a stranger out
38. …had a snowball fight
39. …photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
40. …screamed as loudly as you possibly can
41. …held a lamb

42. …enacted a favorite fantasy
43. …taken a midnight skinny dip
44. …heard the words ‘I love you’
45. …flown on Concorde
46. …taken an ice cold bath
47. …had a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
48. …seen a total eclipse
49. …ridden a roller coaster
50. …hit a home run
51. …fit three weeks miraculously into three days
52. …danced like a fool and not cared who was looking

53. …adopted an accent for an entire day
54. …visited the birthplace of your ancestors
55. …given a grand romance with costumes and everything
56. …made up a screenname to stalk someone.
57. …gone shopping for no reason.
58. …actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment.

59. …just been held
60. …had an adventure where nothing goes as planned.
61. …kissed someone you truly wanted to kiss

62. …gone clubbing and thought to yourself “I could out-dance them if i wanted to”
63. …called your relatives by their relationship
64. …had two hard drives for your computer
65. …cuddled
66. …visited all 50 states
67. …loved your job
68. …taken care of someone who was shit faced
69. …had enough money to be truly satisfied
70. …had amazing friends
71. …danced with a stranger in a foreign country
72. …swum during a formal
73. …stolen a sign
74. …backpacked in Europe
75. …taken a road-trip
76. …gone rock climbing

77. …had your nose pierced
78. …had a midnight walk on the beach
79. …gone sky diving
80. …visited Ireland
81. …seen what you wanted and done all it took to seize it.
82. …fallen in love, then fallen harder and faster from heartbreak.
83. …in a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had lunch/dinner with them

84. …visited and/or toured Japan.
85. …benchpressed your own weight.
86. …stolen from your parents
87. …alphabetized your records
88. …done your own taxes
89. …pretended to be a superhero
90. …sung karaoke
91. …made someone cry for no good reason
92. …lounged around in bed all day.

93. …posed nude in front of a room full of strangers.
94. …dressed sexy for no reason.
95. …gotten it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye
96. …kissed in the rain
97. …played in the mud
98. …played in the rain

99. …gone to a drive-in theater
100. …done something you should regret, but don’t regret it…
101. …visited the Great Wall of China
102. …fallen in love with a job that has nothing to do with the degree/career you’re pursuing
103. …discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog/website has discovered it.
104. …dropped Windows in favor of something better.
105. …started a business.
106. …fallen in love and not had your heart broken.
107. …toured ancient sites around the Mediterranean
108. …taken karate.
109. …swordfought for the honor of a woman.
110. …played D&D for more than 6 hours straight.
111. …gotten married
112. …been in a movie.
113. …LARPed
114. …loved someone you shouldn’t have.
115. …kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy.
116. …gotten divorced
117. …had sex at the office/workplace
118. …surprised yourself with a talent you didn’t know you had
119. …been to Macchu Picchu
120. …gone without food for 5 days
121. …never left the continental United States
122. …made cookies from scratch.
123. …won first prize in a costume contest.
124. …ridden a gondola in Venice.
125. …gotten a tattoo
126. …gotten another tattoo the next day because you didn’t feel balanced
127. …found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
128. …rafted the Snake River
129. …blazed it up at Burning Man
130. …gotten flowers for no reason.
131. …masturbated in a public place.
132. …gotten so drunk you don’t remember anything.
133. …been addicted to some form of illegal drug.
134. …traveled the world.
135. …performed onstage with a famous symphony orchestra
136. …been to Las Vegas
137. …met Madonna
138. …recorded music
139. …eaten Shark
140. …had a one night stand
141. …gone to Thailand
142. …had the courage to speak your mind
143. …seen Robert Smith and Siouxsie live
144. …bought a house
145. …earned a degree
146. …broken your neck
147. …been in a combat zone
148. …buried your father
149. …earned a *living* through your creativity
150. …visited the remaining continents on your list
151. …had your pubic hair waxed off
152. …been on a cruise ship
153. …spoken more than one language fluently (at least, fluently enough for a conversation…)
154. …worn see-through clothes in public
155. …bounced a check
156. …performed in Rocky Horror
157. …moved over 1000 miles by yourself
158. …been to art school
159. …read – and understood – your credit report
160. …raised children.
161. …recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
162. …followed your favorite band/singer on tour
163. …created and named your own constellation of stars
164. …bucked stigma or trends to follow your heart
165. …taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
166. …found out something significant that your ancestors did.
167. …called or written your Congressman
168. …picked up and moved to another city to just start over
169. …more than once?
170. …run the Golden Gate Bridge
171. …sung loudly in the car, and didn’t stop when you knew someone was looking
172. …had an abortion (or your female partner did)
173. …had plastic surgery
174. …survived an accident that you shouldn’t have survived.
175. …written articles for a large publication
176. …lost over 100 pounds
177. …held someone while they were having a flashback
178. …flown an airplane
179. …petted a stingray
180. …broken someone’s heart.
181. …helped an animal give birth
182. …been fired or laid off from a job you loved
183. …won money on a T.V. game show
184. …broken a bone
185. …killed a human being
186. …had a threesome (or moresome)
187. …ridden a motorcycle.
188. …driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
189. …had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
190. …fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
191. …eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
192. …ridden a horse
193. …had major surgery
194. …had sex on a moving train.
195. …had a snake as a pet.
196. …hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon.
197. …learned to play a musical instrument
198. …eaten racoon meat
199. …lied about your age
200. …traveled with a carnival
201. …been a member of the US armed forces
202. …been to Africa
203. …fired a gun at a living thing
204. …eaten food from your own garden
205. …chopped firewood
206. …changed a tire for a stranger
207. …given a birthday kiss to a stranger, just because they asked
208. …gotten more than one speeding ticket on the same day
209. …ingested a drug you found in a public restroom without being certain what it was
210. …experienced weightlessness
211. …made your own wine/beer/other alcoholic beverage
212. …had to put a pet “to sleep”
213. …signed a contract while in a swimming pool
214. …performed in some capacity (anchor, DJ, presenter) on commercial radio.
215. …had your music played on a nationally-syndicated radio program
216. …had your own TV show
217. …repaired some piece of hi-tech equipment yourself
218. …performed at Carnegie Hall
219. …eaten a sea urchin
220. …pretended to speak only an invented language in a public situation
221. …stood on the top of the shell of the Hollywood Bowl
222. …driven a car
223. …been to Canada
224. …never been to the United States
225. …rescued a baby wild bird and tried to raise it – it was a long time ago, and it died very quickly
226. …operated a circular saw for the purpose of building something out of wood
227. …made an effort to cheer up a clerk in a store or a waitress when their other customers had been complete jerks
228. …written a book and had it published
229. …gone on a blind date.
230. …gone to a strip club.
231. …squished a slug (accidentally or on purpose, doesn’t matter) under your bare feet.
232. …taken active steps to protect service people from abusive customers.
233. …successfully ran a long term LARP.
234. …stood up for your beliefs or ethics, at the cost of friends.
235. …never voted outside of your political party.
236. …explored religions to try to figure out what the ‘truth’ for you was.
237. …been the “go between” for two people who are not speaking.
238. …smoked a clove cigarette.
239. …gone for a walk in the rain.
240. …been to Alaska.
241. …gone scuba diving.
242. …Eaten things in your fridge you shouldn’t have and had no consequences
243. …Stayed up way past bedtime to answer one of these long quiz thingys
244. …snorted sugar
245. …won a game of Othello
246. …played video games so long your thumb joints creaked and your eyes burned like sodium in water
247. …swum with sharks
248. …had a near-death experience
249. …gone on an exchange program
250. …drawn blood during sex
251. …had the chicken pox
252. …done something that made your head hurt, but made you feel good after you finished it
253. …opened your big mouth once too often
254. …laid on your back in the grass and stared at the sky
255. …climbed a tree as an adult

256. …been clinically dead before
257. …sold a creative work of yours for money
258. …turned down a once in a lifetime chance in the name of love
259. …accidentally set fire to a building
260. …stiffed someone out of a substantial amount of money
261. …use a multi-monitor setup
262. …have got fed up with supposedly ‘better’ systems and gone back to Windows
263. …overslept and missed a lecture/class/meeting
264. … ^ and it was something important
265. … ^ and you lost out as a result
266. …set something on your body on fire (hair, clothes etc.)
267. …stayed on the internet for 10 hours straight or more

268. …accidentally run over/killed your own pet
269. …volunteered gladly for a job, knowing you’d get no money for it
270. …participated in a protest
271….skied off a sheer drop
272….stood very still and shouted “boo” when people came near you
273….walked until you found you were lost
274….made yourself dizzy because you could

275….eaten a fly

Jan
11
2006

It all comes at once

I feel like shit warmed up and run through a blender.

Bodily functions are being dropped down to a minimum. For now that leaves me with breathing and writing powerpoint presentations.

I hope later to continue at 2 functions by replacing powerpoint presentations with sleep.

Jan
10
2006

Stuff

Click here.
Take the quiz.
Post your results.
1) If took over the world, who would suffer? me
2) Do you think is hot? yup
3) What is ‘s favorite color? lime green
4) If had a superpower, what would it be? look through walls (everyone wants that)
5) Is dead sexy? yeah, why not
6) Do and go to the same school? nope
7) Is in a relationship? i expect so
8) What would think of ? he has man breasts
9) Does do drugs? i expect so
10) ‘s hair color? brown
11) Would and look good together? doubt it
13) If took over the world, who would be happy? her
13) What planet should be from? earth, but he is from mars
14) Where was born? america
15) What is ‘s shoe size? hmm, maybe a 4 or 5
16) How long would dating last? 30 seconds
17) Is athletic? not a chance
18) What do you disagree with about? the colour “lime green”
19) If were hanging off a cliff, what would do? push
20) What languages does speak? vb
21) What exotic animal would like as a pet? a blow fish
22) Does drink? yup
23) Would you make out with ? nah, can’t
24) Is a high school student? no
25) Thoughts on ? she doesnt have any
26) Do you have a crush on ? dont think so
27) How would conquer the world? hell no
28) Does go to your school? nope
29) Does have a dog? only a brother
30) Is your best friend? nope
31) What rank would have in a giant robot army? nano bot
32) Do you have ‘s screenname? nope
33) What word best describes ? auburn

Jan
10
2006

For once the French got it right

E, T and C used in that order are the laziest 3 letters in the English language etc….

Jan
08
2006

You can’t tell everything from a name

In light of the recent addition to my digital media creation devices collection, I have been looking through my photographs collection (digital, not film, I haven’t that much spare time). Two things occurred to me.

  1. I have too many already.
  2. They are poorly organised.

To rectify this I have been sorting them, and as I have been sorting them, I have been adding some (and I do only mean “some”) to my gallery. You may even note I have added this to my links on my journal. I believe the gallery in such a state that it is ready for a more public viewing.

I have been backdating too, so there is a set from my trip to Germany last April here

You can even now add comments, so all is well.

Now, onto other news. Not long ago I was sitting downstairs watching a film. well the end of a film. that film had a name, it was called “Dead Man’s Curve“.

I was shocked to watch the credits role on and get to the fifth name. “Tamara Craig Thomas

I was taken back, that’s my name in there! last time I looked “Craig” wasn’t a girls name, sod that. Now I know she was American and I know it was a middle name, but please, this time it has gone too far……zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Jan
05
2006

Heading into the void

I will deal with this in the only way that makes sense. Events in chronological order.

Ok, Christmas, not a huge amount to report. I have to admit, it’s starting to loose some of it’s magic now. No more do I run downstairs in the morning to hunt for presents, nor do I spend the entire day with a cheesy grin plastered to my face (thank god for that).
Presents are listed in no particular order:

  • Advanced drivers course and skid pan practice
  • Selection of books such as “Crazy laws and lawsuits”
  • Personal organiser (subtle hint me thinks)
  • Socks typical isn’t it
  • WHSmiths voucher
  • Very large road atlas
  • Coldplay CD (X&Y)

There were more, but many studies have shown that people’s attention span has been decreasing at a frankly alarming rate. Still here? Good.

Moving on.

As is the case with most years, that time between Christmas and new year becomes a bit of a void. There is nothing in particular meant for it, it’s just there. I’m not 100% on what I filled mine with, but I know a good part of it was spent working on my site (testing version). I have been refining the logging on and off, adding the tags and associated searching (much like LJ). Work on the full text search has also begun, where I encountered the delights of things such as stopwords which you just can’t search for, well not using built in functions and having boolean support.

New Year passed, as it normally does. I’m not a great one for celebrating new year, never have been. I certainly don’t subscribe to the idea of it as a reason to walk out of the house one year and crawl back the following. I don’t consider passing out as a “fresh start”.

Ah yes, I just remember what I did before new year, I went shopping, sales and all that. I even have two note-worthy events. First off, I bought a suit (in prep for Merrill Lynch). Second, I found (and bought) a decent shirt that doesn’t make me look like I work in IT.

Anyway, where was I. After new year I have just been working on my site, seeing friends and that’s about it.

Now we come to Yesterday (Wednesday (04/01/2006)) where I managed what I have been meaning to for some while. I bought a proper digital camera! Well, prosumer.

I met up with in town at about 12:50 from where we made haste to the nearest decent camera shop (Jessops) to browse and pick-up a catalogue, then had a quick look in the window of a crappy camera shop (which is closing down (trust me, if deserves it)) before wandering off to find lunch and mull over the choices.

The two choices we narrowed it down to were:

The Konica Minolta Dimage Z5

And the Fuji FinePix S5600 Zoom

The problem was the choice was not a simple on, both had their up’s and down’s. For every good point of one, the other had a different way of dealing with it. This made for a hard choice. Now I managed to have a go with Z5 in Jessops, so I had a feel for that, but they didn’t have the S5600 in store, so I had a go with a model up. Problem was, the model up was quite different (size, specs etc) so it turned out to be no-good as a comparison. So we left and preceded to wander round town looking for one to try. First place we tried was the crappy camera shop, as we had noticed they had one in their window. Walked in, made my situation clear so they knew I was interested in buying (bear in mind this could have been £300 easy sell for them) and was told that I couldn’t have a go with it because they were selling it at “internet prices” so they can’t offer additional services. So basically two fat blokes sit in a shitty little shop all day on the off-chance that someone who knows exactly what they want comes in and buys it for a price that they can better online. WTF! And the icing on the cake; there was an article about the shop closure in the local paper this week, in which they stated the reason for the closure was the lack of good parking for the town. BOLOCKS! They are closing because they offer a shit service and have no customer communication skills whatsoever (this is not an isolated event, trust me, they deserve to close).

Anyway, I did in the end find an S5600 to have a go with (from a shop with customer service) and eventually (just as it was getting dark) decided to get the Z5. I have little doubt that the question of if I choose the right one will recurs in my mind for many weeks to come, wondering what might have been….

*snaps out of*

Today myself and went back to our old school to visit the IT department. We had a little tour and chatted to staff around the school (the traditional “what you up to then?” stuff).

Then back to my house where insisted that it was a good idea for me to upgrade the firmware on my mp3 player. I wasn’t so keen on the idea, but gave in, in then end.

Below is a picture of trying to work out what has gone wrong with the firmware upgrade.

And a picture of the error (it flashed up so fast we took a picture to read it).

Suffice to say, all is well with it fortunately, but there was a grey panic area of about 5 minutes where we thought it had died for good and was a bit sheepish.

On a plus side, it has reinstated his distrust in manufactures to get firmware upgrades right, so a good deed was indeed done this day, the world is as it should be, well, bar the heathens at the top of the road who don’t understand the “12 days of Christmas” (although it does mean the thing is gone).

Dec
24
2005

The good with the bad

Ok, that’s it, I can’t stand it any longer. There is a large, inflatable homer Simpson Santa in the front garden of a house at the top of my road. I am bloody furious that it has even been designed/made etc let alone bought.

Its crap like this that reminds that the majority of people in this country are complete morons. I mean what a load of worthless tack. How is that anywhere close the meaning of Christmas? I am soon going to go out there with a large pin and deal with it. Perhaps I shall leave a note too, asking them to leave.

I guess it’s just the next step from the lights. Oh how I hate the Christmas lights.

Ok, don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas, I love decorations and love making the place look a bit warmer for a few weeks in the winter…but and this is big but:

  • I see no reason for the lights to go up in November (as I am increasingly seeing).
  • I hate this “battle” people seem to have for who has the most/brightest/most stupid/over-the-top lights on their house (unless its for a good cause, like raise money for charity).
  • I hate “Santa stop here” signs.
  • I hate neon style big flashing waving Santa’s.

When Christmas decorations turn into an inter-house competition and they feature cartoon characters then we know one of two things.

  1. The corporates are making too much money again.
  2. The human race is due a cull again.

Moving onto more things that have been bugging me:

Cyclists who go on the road with no form of lights or even reflectors. One day I’m going to run over one of you through not being able to see you. I’m probably going to reverse back and run over you again, because you deserve it. Anyone who has a death wish is welcome to ride round in the dark making it hard for drives too see them, be my guest FUCKING FOOLS.

Car drivers who pull away without looking. There have been 3 of these for me In the last 2 days. Each time I planted my hand on the horn and saw nothing but the face of stunned driver in their rear view mirror. It’s like they didn’t actually realise they were wrong.

Anyway, Happy Christmas