Apr
03
2009

Danger within

Pick a random item you would find in the home, workplace, local shops etc.

Decide if there is anyway you can do any damage to yourself or others with it. (clue, plastic bags are killers, as are stuffed toys, pens, kettles… you get the idea)

Tell everyone you can think of the danger poses to the rest of us, complain to the government that they aren’t doing enough to protect us from this hidden danger.

Then complain loudly when our rights and privileges are removed by the government on a daily basis.

Repeat and continue until bored.

Congratulations, you are a writer for The Sun newspaper. (This isn’t a good thing!)

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