Pick a random item you would find in the home, workplace, local shops etc.
Decide if there is anyway you can do any damage to yourself or others with it. (clue, plastic bags are killers, as are stuffed toys, pens, kettles… you get the idea)
Tell everyone you can think of the danger
Then complain loudly when our rights and privileges are removed by the government on a daily basis.
Repeat and continue until bored.
Congratulations, you are a writer for The Sun newspaper. (This isn’t a good thing!)