Jun
15
2007

Web gems

The web gives us 3 classics today:

http://nymag.com/health/bestdoctors/2007/33163/index5.html

What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in a hospital?
Dr. Baby:Once I was sitting in the emergency room and a guy came in and Ihappened to be schmoozing with one of the nurses at the front desk and he says, “I need help,” and there was this buzzing sound and wecouldn’t figure out what it was until he went in and we realized he’d gotten a vibrator stuck up his ass. If you ever put anything someplacewhere it shouldn’t go, always make sure to have a handle. Put a string on it, for God’s sake, so you can pull it out!

Jun
05
2007

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I can’t help but notice there are a lot more homeless people in London during the summer. Do they fly south for the winter or something?

Jun
01
2007

Winds of change

I think I deserve a proper pat on the back and a hearty “well done” for the effort I put into keeping this blog fresh and up-to-date with interesting and informative content…. And pigs fly and I live in a house made of pink butter and the world is flat and overrun with 7 foot lizards….

I have a plan…. I think I might change the way I do my blog…. I’m considering putting it fully on my website and then getting anyone who cares to add it as a feed to their journals… Still making it really simple to comment etc… And then to go with that change I was considering forcing myself to write on it all the time… Then because there won’t be anything interesting to update with I will have more time to write real content, musings and other pointlessness… You never know… My plan might work. Well, as I finish work in about a month I should have more time at least.

So, as we are on the old style of blogs… Update:

Last weekend (bank holiday) I was camping with the explorer scouts. Not without purpose mind you. This year is the scouting centenary (celebrating 100 years). Our district decided a big camp for the weekend was in order with a concert on the Sunday evening. So guess which nut they asked to organise, setup and run sound, lighting and power for this “concert in a tent on a field”…. You have one guess… Suffice to say I ended up semi running it in my own special way (those who have helped me with these types of events will know exactly what I’m talking about). It went off without issue and actually (to my great relief) ended up being really very good (even with the rain on the outside causing “issues”).

Ah, bugger, already screwed up chronological order… The Saturday before the concert was my 21st birthday. Suffice to say nothing really very interesting happened on it, but then again, I was pretty happy with that. I had to wait until the Monday evening though for my presents…

So ok, Monday I came back from camp and got my presents. I’m not going to list them all as it was loads and loads of little thing in recognition of me moving into the house in Brighton, but the main things were some money to put towards the new Digital SLR I plan on buying tomorrow (camera for those who find TLAs a bit complicated) and a driving day thing at Goodwood that involves instructor training in an Alfa, then some laps in a Ferrari etc. So I’m very much looking forward to that.

Tuesday was a pub quiz with various people from church… I think we came forth…. Although to be honest I can’t remember… It turns out my best round by a very long way was the weekly news… Meh

Yesterday (so Thursday) as there was no explorers on account of it being half-term so I went to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 3 with Joiners and Paddy. Very good film, as usual not what the critics had said (oh that makes a change, although story was a bit fragmented on account of them trying to achieve quite a lot in a relativity short time…. Well, I say short… 3 hours really isn’t that short actually.

So that pretty much brings us up-to-date… perhaps I shall start posting things of value soon…. There goes that pig again….

Apr
05
2007

Cheap as chips

OK, joke of the day. Adobe is releasing a new version of photoshop, CS3. If you go out and buy this in the states they will charge you the grand total of US$471.90 including local tax. If however you were to go onto that self same site from the UK, you would pay £546.38 including tax and shipping. Now that’s about US$1080. When Adobe were asked to justify the huge cost difference (130% mark-up) they said that it costs more money to do business in Europe because of the number of languages and the different currencies. WTF? The official language of the UK is English! And last I looked, currency conversion wasn’t at 130% costs.

Now it’s well known that Adobe has huge issues with piracy with many (if not all) of its products. They are very good products and they are well liked. They are also industry standards for many places of work and many people. Now perhaps there would be less of an issue with piracy if people could actually afford the software. I know I for one want to buy it… but I’m just never going to if they keep this up. I simply won’t be able to justify the cost. If it cost more like £250 (which is more on par with the exchange rate) then I would be tempted to go online right now and do it….

How can a company of this size not realise that if they stopped trying to make up their profits by pissing people off, they would probably make more money through higher sales.

Actually, perhaps I should hold on to this bombshell of marketing information and save it for the Adobe execs. Maybe they will give me a job… or at least a free copy of CS3.

Mar
18
2007

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I have just got back from an amazing holiday. There are so many things to talk about, so many things that happened. Some of them worth saying, others of no consequence to anyone but me. Right now most of them mean pretty much nothing. When pigs fly, the moon is blue and when airlines can finally cook carrots properly then perhaps just maybe I will put some photos online. To keep you satisfied for now I can not recommend you watch the film “stranger than fiction”. Perhaps its the mood I’m in, perhaps its that lack of sleep I have had or perhaps its that my holiday coming to an end has finally caught up with me, but that is one of the best films I have seen in a long time and I couldn’t recommend it enough.

Feb
27
2007

A little entry every now and then

Well that was a close call. I almost lost a testicle to a pointy umbrella wielding deranged commuter. Perhaps I shall start wearing a box to compliment the necessary padding required to make it through the daily commute.

I think it would be fair to say there is a certain level of neglect being demonstrated in my current blog.

Unfortunately I have so much to say (hence I’ve been too busy to update) that you will never read it all. As my clarinet teacher once taught me when referring to practice, the trick is little and often. I however replied “I’ve done the little, just not the often”. I have yet to see a copy of his memoirs, but he promised to put it in. I live in hope.

As a simple update, I have spent much time shopping, traveling, making a mess of my room and visiting various friends. I seem to have spent rather a bit of time at Jonners, hanging around with people from his Uni (that I have really known long enough to consider friends in their own right). Notable events were Beth’s birthday, a shopping trip in Brighton with Thomas and another shopping trip with George in London which ended in a computer bashing session with Jonner’s. Lots of trips to pubs and catch-up conversations in all sorts of odd places have also taken place.

As ever I am doing my best to look to the future without getting too bogged down in the present. Work has been trundling for a bit now, may be something to do with the 7 months with no holiday.

All is not lost though as my holiday is happening in 8 days times with a timely trip to Malaysia and Singapore to visit a friend (em) from church while she is on her gap year. I shall do my best to update my blog while I’m out there in a desperate attempt to adhere to the “little and often” ethic.

In fact, I think I shall call this an entry now and let my little rants that I’ve been saving up wait for another session.

Feb
06
2007

Trying not to trip up

The problem with writing a decent blog is that you have to keep it up-to-date and interesting if you actually want people to read and yet if you wish for it to actually be interesting you will spend most of your time doing the interesting things you could blog about and not actually blogging. I think that makes sense. That’s just my convoluted way of stating I’ve been busy recently. To be fair I’m still busy now, its just my urge to write something here is greater than the urge to snooze (silly as it may sound).

So I will start with the basics. A fair amount of my time has been taken up with planning my trip Malaysia to go see Em. As things stand I have booked all the flights and hotels and the trip goes as follows:

Thursday 8th – fly to Kuala Lumpur in Malaysia.
Friday 9th – arrive in Malaysia at 6pm and meet em in the hotel.
Saturday and Sunday – explorer Kuala Lumpur.
Monday 12th – fly to Singapore with Em.
Saturday 17th – fly from Singapore back to Kuala Lumpur.
Sunday 18th – fly out back to UK
Arrive 6pm UK time.

So now its all booked I have moved on finding things to do out there. Should be pretty easy to stay fairly well entertained as there is so much out there to do. Night zoo is on the list, also shopping is meant to be a cut above the rest. Will do boat trip to the little islands and prob have half a day on a beach… Anyway, enough of that.

Been working on my site a fair bit. Its getting there, have yet to finish or even do parts of the gallery style. And when I do that I also want to clean the code up a bit and maybe add watermarks to the images for kicks.

Site is here: http://www.craigk.org/

Comments and suggestions are very much welcome so please do make them.

There is more to say but the urge to snooze is overpowering the urge to write, and I am on the train to work so I have to put me first.

Jan
26
2007

Tinned meat product

Attention all spammers

Most men in their early twenties do not need Viagra.

I would however love to understand how it is you sell “premium quality” stuff? Myself I assumed it either was Viagra or it wasn’t.

As a side note, I’m not overly interested in Valium at 10mg for $2. If you pushed that to 20mg though you might have a deal…

Jan
18
2007

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In the US it is a God given right to proclaim there is no God… What a wonderful irony….

Jan
17
2007

Data

In the last 7 days the data useage for my phone has reached over 40MB! And to think there are still phone contracts that charge several pounds per MB!

Jan
15
2007

Work work work

Today’s random quote from work:

A – can you just come explain what this thing is doing (points to the screen).
B – ok, I will check in sec, I just need to get this upload started.
A – ok dude, well, while you do that I’m just going to look at some breasts.

Jan
15
2007

Breaking wind(ows)

The UK has more tornados per unit area than any other place in the world….

How odd is that….

Jan
12
2007

Change of direction

First, I shall begin with a quote from my manager yesterday. At the time he was having an argument with one of the guys in the office: “how would you like to be stood at the Malaysian border, with no
clothes and a kilo of heroin strapped to your body?”

If you know my manager you know he is just the sort of person who could click his fingers and make this happen. Crossing my manager is a bad thing…

Anyway, I will try and keep this short so people actually read it.

A friend of mine from my church has fairly recently started her gap year (6months) in Malaysia and because of the wonders of technology I have set her up a blog etc which is pretty darn cool so now we have all been staying in touch with her.

Some of you may know I was planning a trip to New York over the Easter holiday, just a week on my own or something. Well I can now confirm that won’t happen, it has instead been replaced by a 10 day trip in Malaysia in March (8th – 18th). This is a bit of a change and a soding cool one at that. Basically saw something on the TV showing cheap flights there, that got me thinking, looked some up online, if you take into account accommodation then Malaysia is cheaper. This idea first came about a week ago, so I have been working very quickly with Emily through loads of emails to get this sorted. While she is out on her gap year she is doing teaching out there…. And my trip lines up with the week of school holidays they have there… So its all pretty darn perfect. Does mean however I still have lots of organising left to do.

Booked the flights yesterday, bit of drama there. Was using the machine downstairs with mum and dad and when we ran the search the prices had jumped by £200 in the last 2hours! Well, thankfully I still had a browser tab open from earlier on my machine with the prices I had seen on it. Now because they have so much in the way of terms and conditions on their site they have to have a long timeout on sessions. So I managed to pick up the old session and get the better prices because that was the price I saw first and under UK law that’s what they then have to sell for. In other words, it was fucking close and I’m pretty lucky (and a bit better off…)

Ok, already typed too much

Jan
05
2007

Brain

It’s funny how there are some things you just know. The card I have to get into the building lasts for 3 months at a time, not a day less or a day more. This is simply because I’m a form of temp and their system doesn’t allow a temp to hold a card for more than 3 months. As I walked over the bridge this morning I was thinking about how close mine was to its 3 months. I put it on the sensor and it did two beeps. It ran out. Its just pretty impressive that the brain does that all by itself…

Oh, and a new picture here:

http://pictures.craigk.org/view.php?id=300&comments=1

Jan
04
2007

Adverts

You just can’t beat adverts in London City…

http://www.craigk.org/pictures/p/299/