Attention all spammers
Most men in their early twenties do not need Viagra.
I would however love to understand how it is you sell “premium quality” stuff? Myself I assumed it either was Viagra or it wasn’t.
As a side note, I’m not overly interested in Valium at 10mg for $2. If you pushed that to 20mg though you might have a deal…
In the US it is a God given right to proclaim there is no God… What a wonderful irony….
In the last 7 days the data useage for my phone has reached over 40MB! And to think there are still phone contracts that charge several pounds per MB!
Today’s random quote from work:
A – can you just come explain what this thing is doing (points to the screen).
B – ok, I will check in sec, I just need to get this upload started.
A – ok dude, well, while you do that I’m just going to look at some breasts.
The UK has more tornados per unit area than any other place in the world….
How odd is that….
First, I shall begin with a quote from my manager yesterday. At the time he was having an argument with one of the guys in the office: “how would you like to be stood at the Malaysian border, with no
clothes and a kilo of heroin strapped to your body?”
If you know my manager you know he is just the sort of person who could click his fingers and make this happen. Crossing my manager is a bad thing…
Anyway, I will try and keep this short so people actually read it.
A friend of mine from my church has fairly recently started her gap year (6months) in Malaysia and because of the wonders of technology I have set her up a blog etc which is pretty darn cool so now we have all been staying in touch with her.
Some of you may know I was planning a trip to New York over the Easter holiday, just a week on my own or something. Well I can now confirm that won’t happen, it has instead been replaced by a 10 day trip in Malaysia in March (8th – 18th). This is a bit of a change and a soding cool one at that. Basically saw something on the TV showing cheap flights there, that got me thinking, looked some up online, if you take into account accommodation then Malaysia is cheaper. This idea first came about a week ago, so I have been working very quickly with Emily through loads of emails to get this sorted. While she is out on her gap year she is doing teaching out there…. And my trip lines up with the week of school holidays they have there… So its all pretty darn perfect. Does mean however I still have lots of organising left to do.
Booked the flights yesterday, bit of drama there. Was using the machine downstairs with mum and dad and when we ran the search the prices had jumped by £200 in the last 2hours! Well, thankfully I still had a browser tab open from earlier on my machine with the prices I had seen on it. Now because they have so much in the way of terms and conditions on their site they have to have a long timeout on sessions. So I managed to pick up the old session and get the better prices because that was the price I saw first and under UK law that’s what they then have to sell for. In other words, it was fucking close and I’m pretty lucky (and a bit better off…)
Ok, already typed too much
It’s funny how there are some things you just know. The card I have to get into the building lasts for 3 months at a time, not a day less or a day more. This is simply because I’m a form of temp and their system doesn’t allow a temp to hold a card for more than 3 months. As I walked over the bridge this morning I was thinking about how close mine was to its 3 months. I put it on the sensor and it did two beeps. It ran out. Its just pretty impressive that the brain does that all by itself…
Oh, and a new picture here:
http://pictures.craigk.org/view.php?id=300&comments=1
You just can’t beat adverts in London City…
This is the sort of news you feel you can start a year to:
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116768283829864021-13zskGe8Og7xR9KkJTaKl0_qvug_20080101.html
If the link doesn’t work this story doesn’t work I have deemed it so important I have made a back-up copy here: http://www.craigk.org/bin/lj/divorce.pdf
I love it, I was sitting watching a film on the TV at 11:58 when they go to adverts and they say “This film will continue next year”. For a moment there I thought what the hell? then I realised…. its been a long day…
One of the guys at work is an atheist and he was talking about the idea of God being perfect. He then posed the question “If God is perfect, and we are made in his image, why did he put the balls on the outside?” I think this is possibly the best question posed by an atheist… ever
On another note, why do animal rights protestors complain when they see a fur coat, but not a leather one? Surely if they are to have any credibility they should care about cows just as much as the cute creatures.
End of the year meme (from
Real entry to follow
Whatever the temperature is outside, standing around in it for 40mins in a thin coat and shirt is never going to be a good thing. I have only just begun to thaw on the train really. How I came to stand in these arse chillingly cold conditions is a matter at the forefront of my mind at present.
As is my custom on Fridays I was planning in getting into work about an hour before I need to. This works two fold. It means I get in in time to cover the early shift and it means I can get home normally in time to help with cubs, although today, just earlier.
Due to the time of year the trains are pretty fucked. They run a crap (reduced) service on the days between Christmas and new year. This is also the time they take to fix some of the bigger things they broke during the year. This has left me with long waits, slow, packed trains complete with more replacement buses than I want to shake a stick at.
Last night I looked at the train times online, all looked well. It seemed they had finished with the buses and I could get to work in a reasonable time. So this morning I left the house soon after 6:20 with the intention of getting the 6:27. I had to run rather faster than I wanted to. As I got there I read the board. My train was cancelled and the next train was at 7:05. I stood and weighed up the options for a moment. Given how cold it was this was a short moment.
I started walking home. I got to my front door, put my key in the lock, turned… Hmm, why isn’t it turning…. Wiggled the key a bit… Still no luck. The I realised there was a key in the other side of the lock. It was far too early to go knocking on the door. I was pissed off. Not least because as I walked home I was thinking at least I could grab the mince pie I had forgotten too…
I think all computer users who can get onto the internet should be made to pass a maturity test before they are allowed to use their caps-lock key.
I’m fucked off. i really dont give a shit about anything. i need sleep and i need time and i get neither. im being argumentative, aggravated and although some of its my fault i feel like it all is. im sure im being unjustly being made to feel like it all is. to anyone who says “get a life”. first tell me what the fuck a life is.